Life According to Ping ...

May 16, 2005

its heeren, where the lamps are taken.


May 12, 2005

The increasing amount of smokers. The openings of yunnan hair care. Why are we stress?
Work and play are no longer balanced. Look at the maths below. Isnt life about balance?
50% work, 50% play.
With that in mind, employment would go up to faciliate the continuation of the business. More shift work would be implemented due to the shorter working hours. More shift work = A lot of happy employees + higher spending power.

I think its something along this line that I can use to justify my claim.

Consumption + Income + Govt + Exports - Imports = National Income

With the increase of income, spendings goes up. Of course corporate taxes decrease to assist the poor companies. But it would work out to be the same won't it? More jobs created. More income. More spending power. People would not be so inclined to save. Less savings is good. Look at Japan.

And guess what. Im looking at the world holidays now. Our country along with UK and China and Australia has very little holidays. Look at Hong Kong. Its just as small. Its doing quite well. But it has a whopping 17 public holidays.

sighs. I need to sleep.

I know Im a fucking escapist.

Today, Im deem as a shy introvert who aint really cut out for accounts servicing. My kinda first interview for a real job in the cruel real world. Yes Im shy.

Anyway, Im straying from the purpose why I click on blogger. I need to Miu.

I cannot live with the fact that there is only going to be 15 days of annual leave, 10 days of medical leave. Imagine that ! We slog [365 - 11 ( Public holidays) - (52*2)] = 250 - 15 ( a pathetic number) = 235 days a year. Oh I must remember the medical leave that Im sure we would exhuast with such stressful environment we work in. 225/365= 61.6438%
This means, by maximizing your total available break, you only enjoy 38.3562% of your working career.

SLOG 235 days a year for segregated breaks. Incomplete, unsatisfying segregated breaks.
I spent over $20, 000 ( estimated figure) on my education to get into this 15 days Annual break position. What was I thinking of? What was my mother thinking of?
And when I finally have the money, hopefully, well first its the job. Would I have enough energy to pack my bags for a 15 days europe travel trip? no? I would probably just be contented stroking my tummy on my bed with my bear. Oh gosh. And I might truly be happy.

Then I decided I would be a teacher. School has wonderful vacations that allows you to go almost anywhere in the world. Isn't that a simpler life? Hell no. Teachers have to come back to school for CCAs, marking, meetings, extra classes, set digusting papers for students to grow pimples over. Thats the end of my teaching career.

Then I decided. I be my own boss. We all read rich dad poor dad. Oki a majority/minority of us would have read it. Isn't that the real road to happiness. Let your money work for you as the great man avocated. Oh no, I don't know anyone who has comic books to be dispose off that I can conveniently rent out for others to read and charge them a fee for reading those books. I don't have the financial capabilities to purchase realty. How! Maybe I should just start compiling some words of wisdom and churn them out into some purple looking books and in time to come, Im sure I would earn big bucks by endorsing other writers.

Of course I have many other ridiculous ideas including in investing in a pig farm in Phillippines.

By Ping & Hui.

(The pig farmers)
What is sgd$50 to you? A night at zouk? A good dinner? Invest in a pig and make a difference in one's life. In this case, 2! The pig and yours. of course! A pig is Amazing. Which other animal allows you the flexibility of eating it from outside in. The skin can be sold for leather. Pig shoes. Pig bags. Pig leather straps. Pig head can be sold to Ah long to hang on the door. Suckling pig are worth tonnes of money. Halt no more. Your sgd$50 would be use to finance the upbringing of a pig in phillippines. When the pig is big fat and juicy, the nice pig growers would profit a little from your kind investment and you can choose of course to fully withdraw your investment or further grow your money with us!

Not to worry as all good business students. Damn. Student no more. As I was saying, as all good business minded people, we have every intentions for investors to go on a highly subsidized trip to take cute pictures with your pink piggies in the phillippines. We also intend to fly the pigs back to Singapore. Chilled and vacuum packed. Freshness guaranteed!
Probably, the heads especially to sell to the Ah longs. We might even throw in delivery to the destined victims for a small fee. Other plans are still undergoing finalization.

Interested Investors Click here!
(ok, I lied again. Hui was crappy but she is still within redemption.)

And I know yes yes, Ping wake up.

Welcome. To the real world.


May 05, 2005

Im a total bummer.

I refuse to look for a job. Im entitled to bum till my butt can't take the sitting , my back cant take the lying and my tummy can't expand anymore.

And I had taken to pigging out in my spare time which is really all the time these days. I catch dvds. I swim. I played a game of squash for the first time in my life and have I ever mentioned that I was in my college squash club for a week?

I admit. Im afraid of change. Any form of change. Im afraid of commitments and a job is a major commitment. Im going to faint.